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THE UNSPEAKABLE IN PUSUIT OF THE UNEATABLE...

Sep. 25th, 2007 | 11:46 pm

RAN OFF TO SYDNEY WITH THE ICE HOCKEY TEAM/ SCHADENFREUDE FOR  MY BIRTHDAY

MISBEHAVED OUTRAGEOUSLY WITH ALL AND SUNDRY

PARTIALLY REDEEMED MY NEFARIOUS ACTIVITIES BY VISITING LOTS OF MUSEUMS.

MAINLY PROCRASTINATING TO AVOID WRITING THE ESSAYS DUE AT THE END OF SEMESTER

AND IM TRYING TO AVOID MY SOCIAL COMMITMENTS FOR THE COMING GRAND FINAL WEEKEND

HOPEFULLY I WILL HAVE BEEN OFFERED A SLIGHTLY MORE SALUBRIOUS OPTION BY FRIDAY...

SAW 'STARDUST' THE FILM BASED ON NEIL GAIMAN BOOK- UP THERE WITH MY OTHER CINEMA PICKS FOR 2007

MICHELLE PFEIFFER STILL LOOKS HOT, ROBERT DE NIRO WAS FUNNY, CHARLIE COX WAS HOT AND CLAIRE DANES DIDNT 

SHIT ME TOO MUCH. NOW IF THEY ONLY COULD BRING MY BELOVED SANDMAN TO THE BIG SCREEN...

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PROCRASTINATION IS A NECESSARY PART OF EVIL GENIUS

Aug. 21st, 2007 | 02:37 am

HAD THE RELAUNCH OF CAB NOC AT 11A ON FRI NT, GOT SUITABLY INEBRIATED, CARRIED ON 

LIKE A THE PROVERBIAL PORK CHOP AND HAD A FAIRLY GOOD TIME. 

RIDICULOUSLY HUNGOVER THE NEXT DAY AND MISSED GOING TO THE ICE HOCKEY.

SUNDAY WENT TO TARLEY'S MUM'S BIRTHDAY AT THE BOX STALLION WINERY IN MERRICKS 

NORTH ON THE MORNINGTON PENINSULA.

GREAT VEGETARIAN RISOTTO, GYPSY FLAMENCO AND SOME GOOD WHITE WINE, THE RED WAS 

TOO PEPPERY FOR MY PALATE.

IS IT WRONG FOR ME TO WANT TO HEAD BUTT AN OLD LADY I WAS SAT NEXT TO WHEN SHE 

RIPS INTO ME FOR GETTING DRUNK ON THE WEEKENDS AND STAYING AT TARLEYS?

SHE SAID I WAS BEING IRRESPONSIBLE.

I SAID ONLY IF I DRANK AND DROVE WOULD I BE IRRESPONSIBLE, BUT I DONT, TARLEY 

DRIVES AND I END UP CRASHING AT HERS AFTER A BIG NIGHT OUT.

LEFT THE OLD PPL TO THEIR OWN DEVICES, AFTER SPENDING THE WHOLE TIME YACKING 

TO JULES AND PICKING ON TAV, COS HE IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE HIS DAD,

 NOT A GOOD THING BTW.

WENT TO THE ICE HOCKEY, MELB ICE LOST BUT ARE ALREADY IN THE FINALS IN PENRITH IN 

2 WEEKS TIME

SAW 2 FIGHTS, JOEY HUGHES KICKED ARSE, TOTALLY DOMINATING THE OTHER GUY WHO 

WAS A LOT BIGGER THAN HIM. PULLED THE BIGGER GUY'S JERSEY UP OVER HIS HEAD 

AND DELIVERED SOME BODY BLOWS, THEN PULLED DOWN THE JERSEY AND 

CLOCKED HIM WITH A RIGHT HOOK

FUCKING MAGNIFICENT

OF COURSE ALL THE OTHER GIRLS SAID IT WAS STUPID AND POINTLESS COS HE WILL 

GET SUSPENDED AND MISS THE FINALS

BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS HOT!

DIDNT GET TO CONGRATULATE HIM AFTER THE GAME, STAYED ON FOR A FEW CC AND DRY'S  

CHATTED TO VERONIKA THE SPUNKY GERMAN BIRD I MET AT THE FUNDRAISER AUCTION. 

SHE'S GETTING MARRIED IN NOV, WHICH IS A BIT OF A SHAME COS ONE OF THE CANADIAN 

BOYS LIKES HER A BIT, BUT HE'S GOT A GIRLY AT HOME SO WHAT ARE YA GONA DO?

SHE'S MET BENNO FURMANN, LUCKY MOLL 

GOT TO MEET THE CUTE BUT SHY RUSSIAN, SLAVA, IMA HAVE TO SEDUCE HIM THE 

BEST WAY I KNOW IN PENRITH, WITH A BOTTLE OF VODDY...

LOOKING FORWARD TO THE GOTH BUS TRIP THIS WEEKEND, THEN THE ICE HOCKEY CHAMPS

/ MY BDAY CELEBRATIONS THE FOLLOWING WKND.

NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO FINISHING MY HOMEWORK BY THURSDAY, 

GOTA STOP PROCRASTINATING.

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Aug. 13th, 2007 | 12:13 am

MISBEHAVED OUTRAGEOUSLY THIS WEEKEND, FRI NT ADVENTURES 

AT THE EVELYN FOR SCHADENFREUDE AND PSYCHE

INDECENTLY HUNG OVER ON SATURDAY BUT STILL TOOK A HIT FOR THE TEAM

YAY FOR THE ROUGE SOIREE

WALKED HOME FROM JOJO'S PARTY, ONLY TOOK ME THREE HOURS

WOKE UP IN A WORLD OF PAIN, THOUGH HAD A STRANGE DREAM ABOUT TRESPASSING,

DUBLOONS, TREASURE MAPS AND DEBAUCHERY WITH BARELY LEGAL SPUNX

MY HANDS ACHE, NOT SURE WHAT I GOT UP TO AT THE PARTY

POSSIBLY PUNCHING SOMETHING

WHOOPS

ITS ALL JUST A PRECURSOR TO THIS COMING FRIDAY NIGHT DEBACLE EXTRAORDINAIRE

THE RETURN OF CABARET NOCTURNE

IM SURE I'LL OUTDO MY PREVIOUS EFFORTS

OF LIBERTINISM AND THUGGERY. 

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Aug. 6th, 2007 | 02:46 am

GOT OUTRAGEOUSLY DRUNK AT THE ICE HOCKEY FUNDRAISER AUCTION FRIDAY NIGHT
BID ON A PLETHORA OF ITEMS, PUSHING THE PRICE UP FOR THOSE WHO ACTUALLY WANTED TO 
PURCHASE SAID ITEMS...
ENDED UP BUYING A PERSIAN RUG
WILL PROBABLY WRAP A BODY IN IT
WHICH MAKES IT MORE USEFUL THAN THE ICE HOCKEY SKATES I BOUGHT AT LAST YEARS AUCTION
GOT BLONDVAMP BOOZY WO WO TOO
BRING ON THE CHAMPIONSHIPS IN SYDNEY I SAY...

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Jul. 28th, 2007 | 03:58 am

BOOZY WO WO AGAIN

FUN IN THE CITY

ALCO- FLEXIBLE 

ITS OUTRAGEOUS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATHEW

HAVE FUN

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A CURIOUS FASCINATION WITH INTOXICATION

Jul. 16th, 2007 | 02:28 am
music: CONFUSION- NEW ORDER (REMIX)

RED DOOR BURLESQUE AT THE ORDER OF MELBOURNE SUNDAY NT, GLORIOUS TIME WITH ANTON AND TARLEY
IMBIBED A LOT OF BELVEDERE, MARVELED AT THE BENDINESS OF PERFORMERS, ON TO JOJO'S FOR MORE DRINKS
TO CELEBRATE NAF'S BIRTHDAY

STOOD UP WED NT, CONSOLED MYSELF BY PURCHASING PRETTY REFERENCE BOOK ON OPIUM AND WATCHING NEW HARRY POT POT AT NOVA

SCHADENFREUDE GIG THURS NT AFTER GORMANDIZING AT SAMURAI RESTAURANT, SPENT A FAIR PORTION OF TIME
IN THE BACK ROOM DANCING TO THE OL SKOOL HIP HOP THE LESBIAN DJ WAS CHURNING OUT
A BLAST IN THE ARSE FROM THE PAST

BOUGHT NUMEROUS DVD'S FRI NT INC THE COMPLETE BLACK BOOKS (BERNARD:SO HOT), SMOKED DECADENT FAT CUBAN CIGARS
ON A ROOFTOP TERRACE IN HAWTHORN

DID A COMMENDABLE AMOUNT OF DRINKING SAT NT AT WORMWOOD, SERRATEDSATANS 19TH BDAY CELEBRATIONS AT THE ART DECO ARCHER BAR IN ESSENDON
SEVERAL GLASSES OF SEXY PARISIAN ABSINTHE LATER I FOUND MYSELF IN THE SALUBRIOUS CONFINES OF THE SECT EXPERIENCE AT INSIGNIA BAR

TODAY SPENT RECOVERING CHUNKS OF MEMORY, FEEDING THE DUCKS ON THE CREEK, WONDERING HOW MUCH OF LAST NTS ACTIVITIES CAN BE SHRUGGED OFF AS DRUNKEN SILLINESS AND THEN SEEING ANTON OFF AT THE AIRPORT AS HE DPARTS FOR S.E ASIA THEN HOME TO ISTANBUL.
ALLEGEDLY THIS WAS TO BE MY LAST BLOWOUT FOR AWHILE AS I START MY MASTERS COURSE THIS WEEK.
WE'LL SEE...

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THURSDAY NIGHT IS THE NEW FRIDAY NIGHT....

Jun. 25th, 2007 | 12:20 am
location: TARLEY'S
music: I PUT A SPELL ON YOU- SCREAMING JAY HAWKINS

THURS NIGHT CELEBRATIONS FOR MY IMMINENT RETURN TO UNIVERSITY LIFE AS IVE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO THE THREE  POST GRAD PROGRAMS I APPLIED FOR, THUS I VENTURED FORWARD TO SAMPLE THE EPICUREAN AND LIBATIOUS DELIGHTS OF SWANSTON STREET AND SURROUNDS.

WITH THE HELP OF MY INNER CIRCLE I MANAGED TO EAT, DRINK AND DANCE MY WAY THROUGH  NEW BARS AND OLD HAUNTS...
FUN AND DECADENT MARTINIS HAD BY ALL

FOUND A NEW DOMICILE TO PARTIALLY INHABIT
ANTON FLIES IN FROM ISTANBUL THIS THURSDAY EVE AND APPROPRIATE SHENANGIANS WILL ENSUE FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS
BIG MIKE COMES HOME FROM THE BRAZIL CHAMPIONSHIPS IN TWO WEEKS

BECAME A GOD MOTHER
STRANGE SOMEONE WOULD THINK I SHOULD BE A ROLE MODEL FOR A CHILD

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LET THE DOG SEE THE RABBIT

Jun. 14th, 2007 | 01:06 am
music: FUJIYAMA MAMA- WANDA JACKSON

BEEN SICK
ALL LAST WEEK
EARNT IT AT A LESBIAN OPIUM DEN
THOSE ARE MY THREE FAVOURITE WORDS
OR 18 YEAR OLD D.J
BUT THATS MORE THAN THREE WORDS
HEHEHE
SO WITH THE WEEK OFF WORK ONE WOULD ASSUME THAT 
I WOULD HAVE FOUND ANOTHER JOB AND MORE IMPORTANTLY
SOMEWHERE TO LIVE (MOVING AGAIN)
BUT ALAS I WAS FAR TOO BUSY
CAVORTING
CAROUSING
CARESSING
MAINLY WINE BOTTLES AT RESTAURANTS
C'EST LA VIE
AND DOING STUPID CELEB LOOK ALIKE TESTS BECAUSE TARLEY THINKS IT HILARIOUS
I DISAVOW ANY KNOWLEDGE AND RESPONSIBILITY OF MY PRIOR, PRESENT OR FUTURE ACTIVITIES...

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POST WORLD FIREMEN GAMES UPDATE

May. 4th, 2007 | 09:35 pm

MOVED HOUSE, APPLYING FOR JOBS, DANCING, DRINKING, HEADBUTTING MY WAY THROUGH THIS WIDE BROWN LAND...
JUST THE USUAL THANKS BARKEEP

SAW 300 WITH BIG MIKE AND THEN TALKED ABOUT TRANNY FUCKING IN FRONT OF HIS GIRLFRIEND AND BEST MATE FROM CATHOLIC SCHOOL
THE MOVIE WAS GOOD FOR A LAUGH BECAUSE LOTS OF STAB A RAMA MAKES ME GIDDY
ALTHOUGH THE PLOT WAS SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED.

THERE IS A SEQUEL TO 28 DAYS LATER, 28 WEEKS LATER, YEAH THEY REALLY STRETCHED THEMSELVES FOR THAT TITLE.
THOUGH I DO WONDER IF IT WILL BE MUCH CHOP WITHOUT THE MOST DELICIOUS CILLIAN MURPHY. METHINKS NOT, WHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE 28 DAYS LATER ROCKED OUT.

GEARING UP TO DEBUT MY NEW BOOTS, HOPEFULLY I DONT OVERINDULGE IN THE LIBATION DEPARTMENT AND ALL DOES NOT GO ASUNDER...
OR ASS OVER IF I HIT THE ABSINTHE

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I AM MEGATRON!!!

Feb. 22nd, 2007 | 05:42 pm

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?Brought to you by Rum and Monkey...
www.rumandmonkey.com

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